Newly Divorced
Newly Divorced
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Newly Divorced

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What's that unusual look on your face?  We haven't seen it for years.  Could it be a smile?  Looks like you just lost a 180-pound dick.  We're all grateful you're back.  We also took your phone and blocked POF, Tinder, and Bumble.

Each soap is a generous five ounces and has a light, neutral scent that appeals to most recipients.

All soaps come packaged in shrink wrap to ensure they arrive in perfect condition.